Q: What will happen if the City of Detroit loses another 25 percent of their population? Detroit has filed for Chapter 9 Bankruptcy. Why do ducks fly over Detroit upside down? There's nothing worth craping on!
Could the Detroit Tigers be baseball's worst team ever?
The Detroit Tigers are currently on the season a mere 21 games back of the Twins; they are struggling to win games or draw a crowd to Comerica Park. When you go to the game, you can walk in and basically have your choice of 30, different empty seats. I feel bad for Ron Gardenhire ; the Tigers skipper probably keeps google open on his computer just to quickly learn who some of these players GM Al Avila is providing him. The running joke amongst some of the older fans is that the franchise has been rebuilding since The trio made up three straight Cy Young winners, yet came up empty.
Q: Why do they have a Ford plant so close to the Ford Field? A: Because they have an endless supply of crash test dummies right down the road. Q: How do the Lions count to 10? A: , , , , , , , , , Q: Why did Matthew Stafford cross the road?
Detroit Tigers. In the words of my college roommate who lives outside Detroit : It would be better if they were real tigers. Rival cities, rival teams!